The MOO Factory

Welcome to Moo Factory, where "passive income" means "a barn full of cows silently judging you." Start with one honest black-and-white cow and a dream. Milk her. Sell the milk. Buy another cow. Repeat until you've accidentally built a dairy empire spanning seven cow tiers, a Highland Cow with more hair than sense, a Super Cow in an actual cape, a Robo Cow that moos in binary, and a Cosmic Cow that phased in from the Milk Nebula and no longer bothers with grass.

Automate the whole operation: barns that milk themselves, conveyors that haul the goods, and trucks that drive to market and come back with cash (and mild road rage). Churn cream into butter, press cheese, culture yogurt, and eventually produce Golden Milk, shimmering, delicious, and slightly terrifying.

No tapping required. No cows harmed. Several egos bruised.

Build your dairy empire, one moo at a time.